Are drugs bad?

Far be it from me to decide whether drugs are bad or not, but this story may shed some light on the subject.

It turns out that some Australian dude did crank and suddenly had the urge to beat off. So he went to the shower (in his friend’s house, mind you…) to start the deed. He took his act to his friend’s bathroom and tried to go back to the bathroom but was rudely interrupted by his friend who was trying to give her 3 year-old daughter a bath. I used the term “interrupted” loosely though, as the disturbance didn’t stop him. He continued to beat off in his friend’s and her daughter’s presence. He was asked to stop repeatedly, and he repeatedly refused to stop. This pissed the friend off and she fetched a knife from the kitchen, and stabbed the dude two times. This only stopped him long enough to put shorts on, run out into the garage and then start beating off again.

So… if drugs give you the ability to take two stab wounds and still keep beating off, I have to tentatively conclude that drugs are AWESOME.

Camila doens't have...

...any breasts.

Plastic Surgery

I don’t get it. How many times have we seen attractive people ruin themselves by getting shitty plastic surgery? I mean, there’s a whole website dedicated to people f’ing themselves up by getting crappy tit-jobs and facelifts, etc.

We have Pam Anderson, for example. She used to be hot. Emphasis on the “used to be” part. Now, she’s just a cartoon. And don’t give me the, “well she IS 40 years old” crap either. Look at Heather Locklear, or Catherine Zeta Jones, or Diane Lane, or Rebecca DeMornay, or, or, or… No doubt one or all of those women have had plastic surgery too, but at least it was inconspicuous. Pamela Anderson looks radically different from when she burst on the scene, and it’s not age-related.

Now there are reports that Jenna Jameson has ruined her pussy. It seems she went in to get her chonch tightened, which is certainly understandable. There appears to have been a complication, though, and now she’s “holed up” (the reports wording, not mine…) and isn’t speaking to anybody because she’s so distraught. She was set to start in a main-stream movie based on her life but that’s in jeopardy now because she’s isolated herself. Well Jenna, you got what you deserved. Did you learn nothing from what Tera Patrick did to herself?

At least Lopan didn't do this...

I wasn't there when Lopan damaged himself, but this is at least as awesome as that was.

Pwned!

Dude, you lost. Don't make this any worse...

...ummm, nevermind.

Plane 1, Reporter 0