Plastic Surgery

I don’t get it. How many times have we seen attractive people ruin themselves by getting shitty plastic surgery? I mean, there’s a whole website dedicated to people f’ing themselves up by getting crappy tit-jobs and facelifts, etc.

We have Pam Anderson, for example. She used to be hot. Emphasis on the “used to be” part. Now, she’s just a cartoon. And don’t give me the, “well she IS 40 years old” crap either. Look at Heather Locklear, or Catherine Zeta Jones, or Diane Lane, or Rebecca DeMornay, or, or, or… No doubt one or all of those women have had plastic surgery too, but at least it was inconspicuous. Pamela Anderson looks radically different from when she burst on the scene, and it’s not age-related.

Now there are reports that Jenna Jameson has ruined her pussy. It seems she went in to get her chonch tightened, which is certainly understandable. There appears to have been a complication, though, and now she’s “holed up” (the reports wording, not mine…) and isn’t speaking to anybody because she’s so distraught. She was set to start in a main-stream movie based on her life but that’s in jeopardy now because she’s isolated herself. Well Jenna, you got what you deserved. Did you learn nothing from what Tera Patrick did to herself?