Best Slip-N-Slide Ever!

And suddenly it occured to me: if the terrorists are trying to kill us because were immoral pagans, then why the hell isn't Japan in flames yet? I mean, these are the folks that brought us tentacle porn, cartoon porn, tubgirl and - I'm guessing here, but where else could this have possible originated? - furries. They have vending machines that sell used panties for Chuy's sake! If there's a sick fetish out there, chances are our perverted sideways-vagina friends across the Pacific exported it. But hey, I'm not complaining because they also have some fantastic ideas.

Exhibit A: I, too, someday hope to swim across some oiled up, bikini-clad women.

This picture makes me mad...

...but I can't stay mad at it because it's too funny.



"Death to all juice," you say?

If you're enough of an ignorant asshole to wish the extermination of all Jews, shouldn't you consult a dictionary to make sure your fucking sign makes a smidgen of sense? And really, how is this supposed to rally support for the Palestinian cause?

I could be totally wrong about the picture though. In the interest of giving this dickbag a fair shake, we should also consider two possible alternate meanings for his sign:

1. Perhaps he's really not a fan of juice. He could be a "from concentrate" fan. (Thanks go to EffinShenanigans. He pointed out this possiblity to me).

2. Maybe this young gentleman is not a fan of OJ Simpson and is using his constitutionally protected right to assemble and protest to voice his opinion.

In order to give equal opportunity to the opposition, let's give this fellow the floor:

Cult of Personality

So... am I the only one uncomfortable with the fawning adulation bestowed upon our dear leader? I mean, it reminds me of one of two things, neither of which are good:



or



Now don't get me wrong - I'm not comparing Obama to Jesus and I'm also not comparing him to Hitler. I'm simply suggesting that the reception he's gotten from his fans is a little overboard and, possibly, cause for concern. It's eerie, that's all...