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Photo Page Updated

Just a quick heads up: I've updated my flickr page to include some pics from my recent trip to DC. Check it out here.

A couple of cool videos

I was going to write a long rant here about how animals are stupid but that's too much effort. Suffice it to say, there are ants in my bathroom. I keep killing them and they keep coming back.

Why? Why do you keep coming back?

There isn't anything edible for an ant in my bathroom but I keep finding them in my sink. So I keep killing them. I have to imagine that there's a queen ant or some supreme leader in that colony that keeps saying, "Hmm... I keep sending soldiers out there, and they all keep dying. And the few that do make it back return home without food. Maybe THIS time will be different and we'll hit the motherload!!"

Stay the fuck out of my bathroom!!

So yeah, animals are dumb.

Off that subject, there are a couple of funny videos that I've discovered. You know Pantera's "Vulgar Display of Power" cd? It pretty much has the best album cover ever. Here is a video of something similar several times over and in slow motion. Apparently, your face turns into a waterbed when you get jabbed in the skull.

The second video is porno, except it's been cleaned up and safe for work viewing or family viewing. Much funnier than it sounds. At least to me.