Best Slip-N-Slide Ever!

And suddenly it occured to me: if the terrorists are trying to kill us because were immoral pagans, then why the hell isn't Japan in flames yet? I mean, these are the folks that brought us tentacle porn, cartoon porn, tubgirl and - I'm guessing here, but where else could this have possible originated? - furries. They have vending machines that sell used panties for Chuy's sake! If there's a sick fetish out there, chances are our perverted sideways-vagina friends across the Pacific exported it. But hey, I'm not complaining because they also have some fantastic ideas.

Exhibit A: I, too, someday hope to swim across some oiled up, bikini-clad women.