Are drugs bad?

Far be it from me to decide whether drugs are bad or not, but this story may shed some light on the subject.

It turns out that some Australian dude did crank and suddenly had the urge to beat off. So he went to the shower (in his friend’s house, mind you…) to start the deed. He took his act to his friend’s bathroom and tried to go back to the bathroom but was rudely interrupted by his friend who was trying to give her 3 year-old daughter a bath. I used the term “interrupted” loosely though, as the disturbance didn’t stop him. He continued to beat off in his friend’s and her daughter’s presence. He was asked to stop repeatedly, and he repeatedly refused to stop. This pissed the friend off and she fetched a knife from the kitchen, and stabbed the dude two times. This only stopped him long enough to put shorts on, run out into the garage and then start beating off again.

So… if drugs give you the ability to take two stab wounds and still keep beating off, I have to tentatively conclude that drugs are AWESOME.