Simple physics

Darwin strikes again! Well, sort of. It seems our victim hasn’t expired yet but… he should.

First mistake: he was walking his dog on some train tracks. On a bridge. Second mistake? There wasn’t one; the first one was stupid enough. I mean, didn’t this guy learn anything from “Stand By Me”?

I drew a diagram to help him understand what happens when tons upon tons of steel and metal traveling at high speed slams into soft tissue and bone.