A grammar lesson

FUCK. I hate when people can’t express themselves in a coherent manner via the written word. Perhaps I’m too much of a stickler for such details but it still drives me nuts to see simple mistakes like confusing “to” with “too.” With that in mind, here’s a little primer on a few of the ones that kill me.

To and Too

TO: usually used with a verb. Example: “I’m going to kill Andrew.”
TOO: 1.) can be used to mean ‘also.’ Example: “Andrew says porn stars aren’t the only ones that can swallow bukkake loads, he can do it too.”
2.) can also be used to indicate ‘more than enough.’ Example: “A pickle barrel is too big to fit inside Andrew’s cavernous bunghole.

Your and You’re

Your: is possessive
You’re: is a contraction of ‘you are’

Examples: “Hey Andrew, you’re* going to give yourself hemorrhoids if you keep using your** ass ramming dildo too*** vigorously.”

* contraction
** possessive
*** excessive

There, Their and They’re

There: a place
Their: plural possessive
They’re: is a contraction of ‘they are’

Examples: “They’re* over there** with their*** mouths agape marveling at Andrew’s ability to seemingly inhale cock with his anus.”

*contraction
** place
*** possessive

So… are we clear?