Lightning strikes again!

Heehee, I’m giddy about this one. It turns out that the all-powerful, all-knowing and all-benevolent god that we all know and love is back up to his old tricks. It seems that when he’s not sending tsunami waves or earthquakes or volcanoes to crush Indonesians, he’s busy striking down those that pray to him. Remember those peasant mexican kids? Toast!

Now there’s this report about a woman in Alabama getting burnt a little crispy while praying to the lord.

Clara Jean Brown was worried about her family’s safety during their Memorial Day jaunt to a stormy beach (clear Darwin award candidates but that’s another story…) so she prayed for their safe return. Having finished her prayers, she closed with the traditional “Amen” and then “the room was engulfed in a huge ball of fire.” Luckily, Ms. Brown survived. And I only say “luckily” because Clara is too old to produce any more hayseed spawn.