Fuck you!
I have compiled this list for my own amusement. I’m not mad. Actually, I’m in a pretty good mood - I just need to blow off a little steam. So here goes:
Fuck you parking lot dude. Our offices are next to each other and you assholes park in all of our spaces. So today when I parked in front of your building because you pricks were in all the spaces in front of ours, you think that’s a good reason to give me shit? Gargle my sac…
Fuck you gas. You need to go down again. I’m sick of paying almost $40 to fill up my tank.
Fuck you Arizona Cardinals. Why’d you have to schedule the Steelers for the first time in ten years (to open your brand new stadium no less…) when I’m probably still going to be in Germany. FUCK YOU!!
Fuck you Vida Guerra. You’re not hot. Yeah, you have a bomb ass… but that’s really it. Your tit job is horrible; it looks like someone pulling Stretch Armstrong tight over a grapefruit. And your face? Two words: Down fucking syndrome. (the fucking is for emphasis).
Fuck you illegal immigrants. You want a better life, you want to actually earn money – we all understand that. The path to legal immigration is long and hard, we can sympathize with that too. But when you march to protest illegal immigration reform, when you march to be able to stay in this country DON’T DO IT WHILE WAVING THE FUCKING MEXICAN FLAG!! Where does your allegiance lie? If it’s not with the United States, then disappear…
Fuck you democrats. Fuck you for pretty much everything. Just because.
Fuck you bad parents (see below). Learn to watch over your kids and protect that so they don’t do things like crawl into little spaces they can’t get out of. On second thought, forget it. Let them crawl into a storm drain or something; they’ll only grow up to be a burden on society anyway.
Fuck you creationists. If you want to worship god, that’s your business. But don’t dumb down our schools with your garbage.
Fuck you Paulie Walnuts. Yeah, you’re a piece of shit by default but you’re REALLY a piece of shit if you leave your adoptive mother on the streets.
Fuck you Casino del Sol. “Wait a minute, I’m not in Vegas! I’m in Tucson!” Please. Anyone stupid enough to ever confuse these two cities needs a volley of bullets in the face.
And finally, fuck you Tucson. You’re actually not that bad, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to leave you for a weekend in REAL Vegas.
Fuck you parking lot dude. Our offices are next to each other and you assholes park in all of our spaces. So today when I parked in front of your building because you pricks were in all the spaces in front of ours, you think that’s a good reason to give me shit? Gargle my sac…
Fuck you gas. You need to go down again. I’m sick of paying almost $40 to fill up my tank.
Fuck you Arizona Cardinals. Why’d you have to schedule the Steelers for the first time in ten years (to open your brand new stadium no less…) when I’m probably still going to be in Germany. FUCK YOU!!
Fuck you Vida Guerra. You’re not hot. Yeah, you have a bomb ass… but that’s really it. Your tit job is horrible; it looks like someone pulling Stretch Armstrong tight over a grapefruit. And your face? Two words: Down fucking syndrome. (the fucking is for emphasis).
Fuck you illegal immigrants. You want a better life, you want to actually earn money – we all understand that. The path to legal immigration is long and hard, we can sympathize with that too. But when you march to protest illegal immigration reform, when you march to be able to stay in this country DON’T DO IT WHILE WAVING THE FUCKING MEXICAN FLAG!! Where does your allegiance lie? If it’s not with the United States, then disappear…
Fuck you democrats. Fuck you for pretty much everything. Just because.
Fuck you bad parents (see below). Learn to watch over your kids and protect that so they don’t do things like crawl into little spaces they can’t get out of. On second thought, forget it. Let them crawl into a storm drain or something; they’ll only grow up to be a burden on society anyway.
Fuck you creationists. If you want to worship god, that’s your business. But don’t dumb down our schools with your garbage.
Fuck you Paulie Walnuts. Yeah, you’re a piece of shit by default but you’re REALLY a piece of shit if you leave your adoptive mother on the streets.
Fuck you Casino del Sol. “Wait a minute, I’m not in Vegas! I’m in Tucson!” Please. Anyone stupid enough to ever confuse these two cities needs a volley of bullets in the face.
And finally, fuck you Tucson. You’re actually not that bad, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to leave you for a weekend in REAL Vegas.
posted by Sivlitz at 10:01 PM
1 Comments:
Alright Joseph. Not to point out the fact that you kinda sound like Eminem, but i pretty much agree with everything you just said....especially the "let's protest & not know what the hell we are protesting for" thing. When interviewed (not sure if you saw or listened to any) but these fucking assholes did'nt even know why they were there. IDIOTS!
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