Inbreeding is bad, mmmkay?

Holy shit!

They always say that inbreeding comes with the risk of having retarded children. That's cool, you either have to be retarded in the first place or from Utah to want to inbreed anyway but I didn't think things would be this bad.

There's a family in Turkey where the parents are close relatives and all their children are mentally retarded. Nothing too out of the ordinary until you realize that not only are they retarded, they have EVOLVED FUCKING BACKWARDS!!

The inbreeding has forced them back onto all fours like monkeys and bears rather than walking on two legs like the rest of humanity. This is a big deal to scientists because they believe they can study these folks to get an idea of how we came from primitive quadrupeds to bipedal creatures.

This is a cautionary tale friends: don't hump your relatives or your children will evolve backwards. Maybe those Geico pitchmen aren't cavemen, but rather two dudes whose parents are brother and sister. In any event, Patrick Ewing can now celebrate the fact that is no longer the most primitive "human" on the planet.