All time backfire

Surely, everyone who reads this has been in trouble for doing something stupid. Did you ever throw a pillow at your little brother only to miss and have the pillow behead a wise man in your grandmother’s nativity set? Did you ever re-break your thumb trying to hit your buddy’s little brother with an apricot? Did you ever pass out in your car only to wake up to your dad’s disapproving looks the next morning as he was heading off to work?

What about not knowing your boundaries? I mean, how many of us took our parents cars without having been given expressed permission? Then your parents try the old, “if you ever pull that shit again we’re going to report the car stolen and have you taken to jail!” Did they actually ever do that though? Nah... we were usually smart enough to not do it again or, failing that, we were smart enough to not get caught. Most of us were never forced to call our parent’s bluff.

Liam Ahsley’s parents weren’t bluffing though.

I mean, who the fuck calls the cops on their own son after he’s taken the car without permission? Seriously. Liam Ashley’s parents did and they thought they were teaching him a lesson. It turns out that they one the ones who learned a valuable lesson about being retarded cunt-rags.

You see, after the cops threw 17 year-old Liam in the paddy wagon, he was beaten to death by the other hooligans that were also being carted off to prison. Liam had been arrested and the judge in the case offered bail but the parents opted to send him to prison instead. It was during this van ride to prison that he was beaten and strangled by the other prisoners.

Well done. Well done indeed.

Of course the parents have a list of ten questions they want answered about their son’s death and how it happened, etc. Something tells me that the first question is not, “why are such enormous douchebags that we got our own son killed for typical teenage behavior?”