A note for Oscar.

Oscar - I may consider setting up a fund to help you acquire glasses. Janet Jackson's tit was revolting. Not in a "moral outrage" sort of way; more like a "I'd rather stab a red hot iron through my skull than have to see that floppy bag of oatmeal again" sort of way. I reckon it was like an eyeball after having been poked out of the socket, both in terms of appearance and sex appeal.

Robert Paulson had nicer jublies.