Robbie Williams is NOT gay.

Now for some lighter news: A British court has determined that pop-singer Robbie Williams is not gay. Apparently there was some confusion because he looks gay, acts gay and sings gay so the some British papers reported that he was, in fact, gay. Naturally, a lawsuit followed and a judge has determined that Mr. Williams is straight. And to clarify, his lawyer says, “Mr. Williams is not gay and never was gay.” Well thanks for clearing that up.

Some additional details can be found here. Beware though, the article is in German. I didn’t care enough to find an article in English because if you are American, you probably don’t even know who Robbie Williams is and therefore do not care whether he’s gay or not, HAHAHAHA.

Einer der beliebtesten Popstars der Welt… MY ASS!!