There are times in person's life when they think they're clever. Then they see someone has created a pop song based on Buffalo Bill's "it puts the lotion in the basket..." dialog and realize they're still fucking amateurs.
I was born and raised in Tucson, AZ. I was all set to join the Navy after high school under the B.O.O.S.T. program but had my scholarship pulled at the last minute due to a medical disqualification (history of asthma).
I studied aerospace engineering at the University of Arizona for 3 years before realizing I hated it. I switched majors to German Studies and Business, spent the 2001-2002 school year in Munich and finally graduated in 2003.
I previously worked as a fund-raising consultant for a small company in Tucson. I am currently living in Munich, Germany working as an English teacher.
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GREATEST. SONG. EVER.
I'd fuck me...
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