And in other news, the sky is blue

According to this report, people with a lot of money are happier than people with no money at all. Do we really need scientists to tell us this? They say money can't buy happiness but it can buy food. Ask someone who's starving if they're happy. Money can also buy shelter and other necessities. And when that's taken care of, it can buy things that DO make us happy. Things like, Tool concert tickets, trips to Ireland, yachts and Russian brides (if, you know, you're into that).