Uhh… are we supposed to be surprised?

So Lance Bass, former member of the bastion of male-straightness known as ‘N Sync, has come out of the closet. Worlds are crumbling. All that I have known, all that I have considered sacred and true, all of it has been thrown into doubt.

What’s next? I mean, next thing you know, Redman and Method Man are going to announce that they like to smoke marijuana.

As for Lance Bass, don’t worry dude. Not all ex-boyband members can be as not-gay as Robbie Williams. He has a court ruling proclaiming his straightness because there was (and is) some confusion in that department.